Robert's Second Store
			Robert's Store is divided into a primary store and a second store.  I have done this to maintain the dignity of this website and the innocence of our bar and bat mitzvah aged audience.  The second store contains merchandise which may contain expletives or a relation to alcohol.  The store is currently under construction and has little prepared at this point, but will soon have shot-glasses and other alcohol-related merchandise. While the contents of the second store are not restricted, nor do they qualify for internet censorship, this notice is my way of saying: you have been warned.  Enter at your own risk It is my belief that nothing highly offensive is contained within my website, but everyone has a different sense of humor. To continue into the second store, Click Here.  If you prefer not to browse the small selection, or have reached this page by accident, click here to be forwarded to the site directory. Thank you.
			Dear shoppers,   Please note that ALL merchandise sold on www.robertgoodis.com benefits charitable causes including the fight to end the genocide in Darfur, Sudan, awareness and research programs for breast cancer, environmental campaigns, Katrina relief efforts (yes, they are still going on), providing food for the hungry, and more.   We guarantee that a minimum of 5% of all proceeds will benefit such charitable causes.   Please contact admin@robertgoodis.com for more information on our charitable campaign and to find out how you can help.    Thank you!